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1. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name! π·πΆ
2. Dear Santa, I can explain... π
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3. Believe in your elf! π§ββοΈβ¨
4. Sleigh all day, sleigh all night! π·π
5. I'm on the 'nice list' (most of the time). ππ
6. All spruced up for Christmas! π²π
7. Me: 'I'll just have one cookie.' Also me: *eats the entire plate* πͺπ
8. Merry Elfin' Christmas! ππ§ββοΈ
9. Christmas calories don't count, right? π°π
10. Santa's favorite ho-ho-ho! π
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11. Keep calm and jingle on! ππΆ
12. Getting elf-ed up this Christmas! πΎπ§ββοΈ
13. Dear Santa, define 'good.' π€π
14. Trying to be good... but Christmas cookies exist! πͺπ
15. Sleigh my name, sleigh my game! π·π
16. Dasher? I hardly know her! π¦π
17. I'm the secret ingredient in the holiday punch! π₯π
18. Spreading cheer and awkwardness this Christmas! ππ
19. Making spirits bright... and slightly tipsy! πΈβ¨
20. Fleece Navidad! ππ
21. Frosty's got nothing on my chill! βπ
22. Don't get your tinsel in a tangle! ππ
23. Me under the mistletoe: 'Challenge accepted.' ππΏ
24. Is it too late to be good? Asking for a friend. ππ
25. Just here for the cookies and cocoa! πͺβ
26. Santa, define 'good.' I have some arguments to make. ππ
27. Feeling snow blessed! βοΈπ
28. Sleighing the game since [year]. π·π
29. Christmas cheer level: Elf! π§ββοΈπ
30. Merry Elfin' Christmas to all! π§ββοΈπ
31. Trying to be good for goodness' sake... it's not working. ππ
32. Eat, drink, and be merry! π½οΈπ·π
33. Santa, please define 'nice'... with examples. π
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34. Ho ho hope your Christmas is fantastic! π
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35. Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree. π
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36. Who needs mistletoe when you have pizza? ππΏ
37. Me: *asks for one gift* Also me: *sends Santa a novel-length list* ππ
38. Fa la la la llama! π¦πΆ
39. Just wingin' it this Christmas! ππ
40. Sleighing around the Christmas tree! π·π
41. Santa, please refer to my Pinterest board for gift ideas. ππ
42. The elf did it. Not sorry. π§ββοΈπ
43. Dear Santa, I can explain the empty cookie jar... πͺπ
44. Presents? I thought you said 'presence.' I'm here! ππββοΈ
45. On the 'nice list'... occasionally. ππ
46. Santa's little helper needs a coffee break! βπ
47. May your days be merry and your presents be plenty! ππ
48. Sleighing the Christmas shopping like a pro! ππ
49. Me: 'I'm on a budget this Christmas.' Also me: *buys everything* πΈπ
50. Rockin' around the Christmas tree and snacking on cookies! πΆπͺ
51. Santa, I can explain... but it might take a while. π
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52. Naughty is the new nice! ππ
53. Dear Santa, define 'nice.' Asking for a friend. ππ
54. Just call me Rudolph the Red-Nosed... eater of cookies. π¦πͺ
55. Merry Elfin' Christmas, ya filthy animal! π§ββοΈπ
56. Pro at wrapping presents... in procrastination. ππ
57. Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend. π°π
58. Fleece Navidad and a happy New Year! ππ
59. Tangled in Christmas lights and holiday chaos! β¨π
60. Santa's favorite ho-ho-hooligan! π
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61. Being good is overrated. Bring on the presents! ππ
62. May your days be merry and filled with terrible jokes! ππ
63. Santa's little rebel! π
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64. Making snow angels in the kitchen flour. βοΈπΌ
65. Dear Santa, please define 'nice'... in emoji form. π
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66. Holiday cheer level: Buddy the Elf! π§ββοΈπ
67. Me on Christmas morning: 'I woke up like this.' ππ΄
68. Sleighing the game since [year]! π·π
69. A balanced diet during Christmas: cookies in each hand. πͺπ
70. Spreading cheer and awkwardness! ππ
71. Tangled in tinsel and good intentions! ππ
72. Feeling festive and just a little bit nutty! π₯π
73. Christmas cheer level: Buddy the Elf meets Grinch. π§ββοΈπ
74. Santa, please refer to my Amazon wishlist. π¦π
75. Elf on the naughty list reporting for duty! π§ββοΈπ
76. Christmas: the season to be jelly... of all the gifts! ππ
77. Sleighing my Christmas outfit game! π·π
78. Buddy the Elf mode: activated! π§ββοΈπ
79. May your Christmas be as lit as the tree! πβ¨
80. Ho ho ho...ld the cookies, please! πͺπ
81. Rudolph's fan club president! π¦π
82. Me: *trying to be nice* Also me: *needs more practice* π
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83. Dear Santa, does 'nice' include sarcastic comments? π€π
84. Christmas cheer level: expert! ππ
85. Believe in your elf! π§ββοΈβ¨
86. Presents are my love language. πβ€οΈ
87. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... to the fridge! ππ
88. Finding joy in wrapping chaos! ππ
89. Elf-ing around this Christmas! π§ββοΈπ
90. Santa, define 'nice.' Is 90% good enough? ππ
91. On the 'nice list' but not by choice! ππ
92. Dear Santa, I promise I was good... most of the time. ππ
93. Sleigh all day, sleep all night! π·π΄
94. Me: *promises not to open presents early* Also me: *opens presents early* ππ
95. Christmas cheer: unlocked! ππ
96. Santa's little troublemaker! π
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97. In a committed relationship with holiday treats! πͺβ€οΈ
98. Holiday cheer level: on maximum volume! ππ
99. Santa's helper or present snooper? π
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100. Fleece Navidad from this holiday fanatic! ππ